NOTICE: I published and wrote these joke reviews back in 2011 under another name and personality on another website. For prosperity’s sake I’ve placed them here with the correct time stamps and the name octopuss. Enjoy!
[Download] by Crackerblocks
Today octopuss was a bear.
Why am I a bear?
Why am I in a car?
Oh I got a fish, this thing is delicious.
Is that another bear?
Whatever I got more fish
WATCH OUT JACKASS I’M TRYING TO EAT HERE
Why are all the bears in cars?
Oh…
WASPS! OH GO-
OH GOD HOW DID A BADGER GET IN MY CAR
BADGER GET OUT OF MY CAR
GOD DAMN IT BADGER WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FACE, FUCK YOU BAGER
MMUFFFFOH GEDFFF
I was eaten by a badger.
Thanks crackerblocks
-octopuss